Total Medals Earned: 273 (From 44 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,415 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/240 points)
Learn all about everything by opening the field journal!
Find 3 "golden orb" rooms
Defeat Bob the Balrog (floor 4-3)
Trade three tier III items at the witch's shop
Earn all 5 totems
Defeat the Dragon (floor 8-3)
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
well! what is it!
r1 r1 r1 r1
prostration
well! what it is!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive and save two of your friends.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/140 points)
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/150 points)
There's a place for everyone here.
<3
No
Score 5000 points.
Survive two minutes without opening the lid.
Medals Earned: 2/30 (15/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Clear a challenge room
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 15/18 (525/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 6/18 (50/500 points)
Buy 3 upgrades
Play Without Music
Clicked 1,000 Times
Catch 50 fishes
Earn 10,000 Stars
Mine 50 ores
Checked credits page
Click 10,000 Times
Hit the beanstalk 50 times
Buy all stronger muscle upgrades
Buy all outfit upgrades
Buy 10 outfit upgrades
Play game for 1 hour
Hire all workers
Clicked 50,000 Times
Earn 1,000,000 Stars
Cut down the giant beanstalk
Buy All Upgrades